Unoyeuka here chikamu chakaipisisa chekushanda murabhoritari? Kwandiri, kwaisava kugadzirira mhinduro kana kuita maekisesaizi. Kwaiva kutarisana nesinki yakazara nemidziyo yegirazi yakasviba mushure mekuedza. Kungofunga nezvazvo kunonetesa: masara asinganzwisisike akabatana nemagirazi, rukoko runonamira pasi pemaflask eErlenmeyer. Kuakwesha kwaive kurwadza chaiko.

Kugeza nemvura inotonhora inotonhora munguva yechando kwakaita kuti maoko angu atsvuke uye asakurwe. Kuchinja pakati pemvura inotonhorera, acid, uye alkaline solutions kwakanga kusiri kungopisa chete asiwo kwairwadza ganda rangu. Kukwesha nemabhurashi, ndaizoramba ndichisuwa makona iwayo akaoma kusvika. Chinhu chinonyanya kundinetsa? Pandakanga ndaungana—ndaifanira kuedza nekukurumidza uye kuwana mhinduro, asi ndakanga ndabatwa nekurwa negirazi rakasviba. Ndaizopedzisira ndava nekurwadziwa musana, ndichiona nguva inokosha ichipfuura. Zvinonetsa!

Zvadaro, rabhoritari yedu yakatenga muchina wekuwachisa magirazi weXPZ—mudziyo mukuru, wakaenzana, wakasimba. Pawakaiswa kekutanga, ndakanga ndisina chokwadi. Chinhu ichi chichanyatsoshanda here? Ingori nzira yekunyepedzera here? Chinogona kunyatsogezwa chakachena semaoko here? Kunyanya zvisaririra zviya zvakasindimara, zvakanamira.

Kekutanga pandakaishandisa, ndakava nekusava nechokwadi. Ndichitevera bhuku rekushandisa, ndakaronga magirazi, ndikaaisa pasi nemusoro pamapegi eraki, ndakapinza raki mukati, ndakavhara musuwo, ndakasarudza bhasikoro, ndikadzvanya kutanga.

Neruzha rwakaderera, muchina wakatanga kushanda. Ndakanzwa mvura ichiyerera uye maoko emvura achitenderera. Ndichitarisa nepahwindo diki rakatenderera, ndakaona majeti emvura achibva kumativi ese—kumusoro, pasi, kuruboshwe, kurudyi, pasina makona asina kusimba. Zvasara zvaimbotora nguva yakareba ndichikwesha zvaionekwa zvichiputiswa, zvichinyungudutswa, uye zvichisukwa.

Payakarira kuratidza kuti kutenderera kwapera, ndakavhura musuwo. Wow! Yakachena chose. Hapana mvura mukati kana kunze, tisingatauri nezvezvasara. Ndichitenderedza chigunwe changu mukati mebhodhoro, ndakanzwa kunzwa kwakasiyana, kwakapfava, kwakachena segirazi rakagezwa zvakanaka. Rakanga rakachena kupfuura zvandaigona kuwana nekukwesha nemaoko, tisingatauri maoko angu akanga asina kunetseka nezvezvasara zvemakemikari. Rakatosvika pamakona akaomarara emaflasks ane mutsipa mutete uye ane volumetric.

Kubva panguva iyoyo zvichienda mberi, ndakachinja kuva mutendi. Heino chikonzero nei ichi chiri chinhu chakanaka kwazvo:

1. Zvinochengetedza nguva yakawanda! Kusuka girazi nemaoko kwaitora maminetsi makumi matatu zvichindisiya ndaneta. Zvino? Rodha zvinhu, vhara gonhi, dzvanya bhatani, wobva wapedza! Ndinoenderera mberi nebasa rangu chairo—kunyora manotsi, kugadzirira kuyedza kunotevera, kana kutotora nguva yekuzorora nekofi. Muchina unosuka uku ini ndichiita zvesainzi.
2. Zvinondibatsira kuchengetedza simba uye zvinondibatsira kuchengetedza maoko angu! Hapana dambudziko remvura inotonhora uye makemikari akasimba. Hapana minwe inochekwa kana musana unorwadza. Kufara kuri kuwedzera, kunyanya munguva yechando, kwakakura.
3. Yakachena zvechokwadi, uye inogara yakadaro! Chero bedzi ukasarudza nzira yakakodzera uye uchishandisa sipo yakakwana, chidimbu chimwe nechimwe chinobuda chichipenya. Mhedzisiro yacho yakavimbika zvikuru. Hapana kunetseka kuti kuneta rimwe zuva kunogona kukanganisa mhedzisiro yemangwana.
4. Inoshanda zvinoshamisa pamarara akaomarara! Musanganiswa wemvura inopisa zvakanyanya, simba remvura, uye sipo dzakagadzirwa neunyanzvi zvinobata kunyange marara akaomarara angaita kuti ubvunze nezvesarudzo dzako dzehupenyu kana uchikwesha nemaoko.
5. Rugare rwepfungwa! Kunyanya kana paine kuyedzwa kunorwadza kana kuti mienzaniso inodzivirira kusvibiswa, kuziva kuti girazi rakagezwa nemuchina, richidziya zvakanyanya (uye richiomesa, zvichienderana nemuenzaniso) zvinonyaradza zvikuru kupfuura kugeza nemaoko.

Zvino, muchina uyu ndiwo wakanyanya kushanda murabhoritari yedu. Mushure mekuedza, munhu wese anouya negirazi rake rakasviba. Zadza rack, tinya bhatani, zvapera! Kunzwa ichirira mukona kunonzwa kunyaradza zvikuru—sekuti mumwe munhu (kana kuti, chimwe chinhu) ari kuita chinyararire chikamu chinonetesa chebasa.

Ungafunga kuti inodhura, inotora nzvimbo yakawanda, wobva washaya chokwadi nezvekushanda kwayo usati watenga imwe. Asi kana wangoishandisa, pane pfungwa imwe chete: sei ndisina kuiwana nekukurumidza? Kusuka midziyo yegirazi? Ingoisiya kumuchina wekuwachisa. Inochinja zvinhu zvakanyanya.